The Pirate Curse

Whoever dares to open the chest of the pirate will get the pirate curse. Terrible things will happen to you. You will get your feet skinned and your head shaved. You don't want to take my treasure chest. If you dare take it you will regret taking it because I will hunt you down and put you in a deep dark hole where nobody will find you and nobody will hear you scream.

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